demilypyro:

demilypyro:

If they make a new mass effect they gotta let you fuck a female krogan. I know the dick would be crazy

Shoutout for these tags for making me physically laugh in real life

isthatallthereis8:

aromanticduck:

Cartoon with identical looking boy/girl twins that’s self-aware of the fact this implies one is trans, and keeps the audience guessing as to which one it is.

The girl laments that her friends are buying bras and her chest is still flat. The boy keeps his t-shirt on the whole time at the beach. Neither of them like using public toilets. The girl always seems to be eating pickles. The boy is giving himself an injection… But it turns out he’s diabetic and it’s his insulin. Oh look, one of them has a trans flag pin! But so does the other one, because the cis sibling is a very enthusiastic ally.

Bonus points if the twins are aware of this and confusing people on purpose.

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout “BOOORRIINGGG!!!” when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

predstrogen:

predstrogen:

lazarusemma:

janemorris:

my pain scale invention. it goes from 0-16. you fill it out like this:

i made this because i find pain to be a multifaceted thing that influences me in different ways. i can accomplish lots of small tasks while in pain but that doesnt mean i can move around or even think clearly. its name is the goldstein expanded pain index or gepi. you can use it if you want. or not.

[Image ID: The first image is a set of 4 concentric circles divided into quarters. Each quarter segment has a label. Left to right and top to bottom they read: “intensity of pain,” “difficulty thinking/communicating,” “difficulty moving around,” and “difficulty accomplishing tasks.”

The second image is the same chart template, now filled out by coloring in red some of the quarter-circle segment slices from the center outward. In this example, “intensity of pain” has been rated a 1, “difficulty thinking/communicating” is at 2, “difficulty moving” is at 3, and “difficulty accomplishing tasks” is at 1 (giving a total score of 7 out of 16). /end ID]

feline17ff:

suns-up-bunshine:

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

…

sastheforestspirit:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

phlebasthebroenician:

BOY

the

BOY

is

BACK! IN! TOWN!

🐢🐢🐢

unbearable-swagger:

I will be like “I’m fine” and then another fucking event will occur

ari-kanon:

cute tabby cat rugs

glamourweaver:

tparadox:

dunkstein:

loseremo:

zootycoon:

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

How the fuck does his have less than 200k after setting the internet on fire for months

This lack of notes is probably a big part of why TikTok seems to think they invented the meme.

They think WHAT?!

notmusa:

how tf do roses work

onetwothreemany:

FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.

If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.

Yes, I’m doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.

Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I’m bad at tags.

say-hi-intrepid-heroes:

sea-buns:

for all your d20 meme template needs

i aim to confuse: