vagisodium:

i feel like i tricked you all into following me and youre here against your will

How - Regina Spektor

erroetcresco:

prince-rylie:

wtf-fun-factss:

Spanish fashion designer invents cloths-spray

WTF FUN FACTS HOME  /  See MORE TAGGED/ weird FACTS 

YOOOOOOO

THIS IS THE RADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE 

holy shit

this seems like the most useful thing ever, forget clothing. Watch the video. 

both! you can do that, you know.

You are the furture. I was originally just thinking faithful romances, but now I also want to a playthrough where I romance both. -sobs- The amount of playthroughs I want to do just keeps getting higher.

I cant decide if I want to do a Garrus or Thane romance on my next ME playthrough. no seriously i cant decide.  suggestions?

hippiebullshit:

ponshi:

leftinstitches:

amhras:

jesus only had 12 followers

but they talked to him

why don’t you guys talk to me

Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one

askneppy:

callmeatthecrossroads:

captain-kirks-perfect-hair:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

POSSIBLE VIRUS ALERT
I received this ask and I deleted it immediately, but I have seen people I follow getting the same ask! It sounds sketchy to me because I doubt there’s such a thing as an “Official Tumblr diet”. So if you get this ask DELETE IT!!!!!!!

i’ve gotten it a couple times today, sharing to let you guys know this is a thing

Yup, I got it too, be careful

[[ I got it today. It’s a real site, but it IS a virus site. If you put in the link it will bring you to one of those “give away” things and yeah. DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY]]

I keep getting these weird messages from anons about tumblr diets, and random stuff and. its like. why??

Almost Human - Official Trailer

hateruess:

yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.

Pretend you’re me and write me an “About Me”.

if you don’t read my tags you miss 98% of what i’m saying about anything ever

I can be funny when I talk sometimes, but I feel like my text posts are never as funny as I want them to be. and it tears away a tiny bit at my soul.